Archive for October 2006

 
 

funny story

taken from Oldies vs Computers

I don’t think that he was dumb because he was Polish, but he WAS dumb. I was answering a call at our other site, a good 20 minute walk away. I was going there because i’d received this call. “Hello, my mouse is the wrong way round, can you fix it”. Now, rather than try and talk the punter through the hideous complexities of changing the right and left click order of his mouse in the control panel i thought i’d go and do it for him. I arrived and began to fix the problem, but was dismayed to see that the left and right clicks were in their normal place. I asked the punter about this and he said..”Oh no, the clicks are fine…but look the mouse is on the wrong side.”. The mouse was on the left hand side of his keyboard and he wanted it on the right. I picked it up and put it on the other side. He said “Thank You”. I stared dumbfounded. He was using a laptop too. What kind of pillock do you have to be to call IT to move your mouse from one side of your laptop to the other? I left the helpdesk that week and have never been back.

asli gue ngakak sampai koprol

boo!

cellphone?
SE j300

wallet?
Billabong

watch?
Timex and Laks

jeans?
Cheap jeans bought at Hypermart

t-shirts?
black and white

shirts?
batik

shoes?
moccasins

sandals?
batta bata

perfume?
versace

shampoo?
H&S

soap?
lifebuoy

facial foam?
my face allready smooth

tooth paste?
antiplaque

tooth brush?
oral b

detergent?
rinso

tissue?
mitu baby

milk?
abg milk

biscuits?
khong guan crakers

chocolate?
dark

calculator?
on my cellphone

pen?
ceramic

bag?
hilfiger

glasses?
always

socks?
umm no need

laptop?
sold!

MOMEN NO HANDKERCHIEF

Words by Matsumoto Takashi and music by Tsutsumi Kyouhei
To be found on “Utaite myoli” album

-Koibito yo, boku wa tabidatsu
higashi e to mukau ressha de
hanayaida machi de kimi e no okurimono
sagasu sagasu tsumori da
- Iie, anata watashi wa
hoshiimono wa nai no yo
tada tokai no e no gu ni
someranaide kaette
someranaide kaette

- Koibito yo, hantoshi ga sugi
aenai ga nakanaide kure
tokai de hayari no yubiwa wo okuru yo
kimi ni kimi ni niau hazu da
- Iie, hoshi no daiya mo
umi ni nemuru shiju mo
kitto anata no kisu hodo
kirameku hazu nai mono
kirameku hazu nai mono

-Koibito yo, ima mo sugao de
kuchibeni mo tsukenai mama ka
mi machigau you na suutsu kita boku no
shashin shashin wo mite kure
- Iie, kusa ni nekorobu
anata ga suki datta no
demo kogarashi no birugai
karada ni ki wo tsukete ne
karada ni ki wo tsukete ne

-Koibito yo, kimi wo wasurete
kawatte yuku boku wo yurushite
mainichi yukai ni sugosu machikado
boku wa boku wa kaerenai
- Anata saigo no wagamama
okurimono wo nedaru wa
nee namida fuki momen no
hankachiifu kudasai
hankachiifu kudasai