Stress Reliever .. 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”
Stress Reliever .. 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
Stress Reliever .. 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Stress Reliever .. 4
Wife to husband: ” What’s your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?”
Husband to wife: ” Golfing with friends, my dear.”
Wife to husband: ” What ? At 2 am ? ”
Husband to wife: ” Yes, We used night clubs.”
Stress Reliever .. 5
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE”
Stress Reliever .. 6
Father to son after exam: ” Let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”
Stress Reliever .. 7
” How was your blind date ? ” a college student asked her roommate.
” Terrible ! ” the roommate answered. ” He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce”.
” Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What ’s so bad about that ? ”
“He was the original owner.”
Stress Reliever .. 8
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ”
Millionaire: ” I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: ” Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her ? ”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Stress Reliever .. 9
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Stress Reliever .. 10
A husband was asked: “Do you talk to your wife after sex?”
He replied: “Depends, if I can find a phone.”
Stress Reliever .. 11
Man to wife on wedding night: “Are you sure I’m the first man you are sleeping with ? ”
Wife replied: ” Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others !”
Stress Reliever .. 12
“Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?”
Answer: “Because people started licking the wrong side.”
Stress Reliever .. 13
A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, “I like your sense of humor.”
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